I marry Sherlock Holmes, we live in Baskerville Hall, next to Mrs. Turner’s married ones. I am a doctor who leaves body parts around the flat, and die of old age.
So I’m Molly Hooper, living out her dream life?
I marry John Watson, we live in 221B Baker Street, next to Molly Hooper. I occupy a minor position in the British government. I collect too many jumpers. And I die by taking the wrong pill.
I marry Jim Moriarty, we live in Reichenbach Falls (-__- You’re fucking kidding me.), we live next to Mrs. Turner’s married ones, I’m a cabbie, I’m sooooo changeable, and I die of a bullet wound.
…At least I marry Jim. And I can be friends with my neighbors. We will go shopping every Tuesday and we will give each other relationship advice… Oh, and they can help me pick out the right clothes. :)
I marry Jim Moriarty, we live in 22 Northumberland Street, Sally Donovan is our neighbor and I’m a consulting criminal who leaves body parts around the flat. I die because I ate too much jam.
Not that bad….I like that life.
Marry Jim Moriarty, we live in Baskerville Hall, Mrs. Hudson is my neighbor, I’m a doctor, I love to be dramatic, and I die because my heart is burned out.
Marry Sherlock Holmes, live in 221B Bakers Street, Mike Stamford is my neighbor, I’m an army doctor, I don’t know anything about the solar system, and my heart will be burned out.
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I marry Jim Moriarty and live on Northumberland Street, Molly Hooper is my neighbor. I’m a land lady (not a housekeeper). I use too many nicotine patches. And I died because my heart was burnt out.
I marry Irene Adler and I live on 221B Baker Street, Anthea is my neighbor. I’m a blogger and the worst thing about me is that I leave body parts around the flat and I died because I took the wrong pill
(Source: breathingsboring)